Father's Day Quiz
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Which one of the pictured tools is the channel locks?
Channel locks
Vice grips
Pliers
Crescent Wrench
When your child approaches you and says, “Dad, I’m hungry,” which response is the most appropriate for dads.
Go look in the fridge for something to eat.
Go tell your mother.
Hi hungry, I’m dad.
Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes.
How often are you supposed to change the blinker fluid in your vehicle?
Every 3,000 miles.
When the blinkers act up or stop working.
When the blinker sound becomes inaudible.
When it’s time to execute another dad joke.
How many tasks can your man manage at any given time?
3-5 tasks while also managing the kids.
As many as needed at any given moment.
1-uh… honey did you say something, I was watching the game.
2-3 tasks while on the phone.
What is the name and the purpose of the pictured auto part?
The Distributer – it sends electricity to the spark plugs to ignite the fuel.
The Distributer – it sends electricity to the marker lights and headlights
The thing-a-muh-what’s-it – it does that one thing for that one reason.
The Distributer – it distributes and controls the flow of the blinker fluid.
What is dad’s go-to remedy for a skinned knee?
Band aid and Neosporin
Kiss it and make it better.
Rub some dirt in it.
Duct tape.
How do you know when a steak has reached the medium-rare temperature on the grill?
When the meat thermometer reads 140 degrees
When the meat has the same feel of your thumb muscle when touching the tip of your ring finger.
When the meat no longer has juices oozing out of it.
When the steak can be substituted for a hockey puck.
What happened when Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra snake?
He was rushed to the ER and received anti-venom drugs.
He went home and nothing happened.
He removed the venom by sucking on the wound and spitting it out.
After three days of agonizing pain, the cobra finally died.
Who was the voice of Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies?
Tommy Lee Jones
James Earl Jones
Indiana Jones
Mark Hamill
What is the most popular gift given on Father’s Day?
BBQ grill utensils
Tools
Coffee mug
Necktie
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