One Church
Introduction
Makeup of The Church
Church Definition
Mission of the Church
Antithesis
The church has buildings but little boldness.
The church has numbers but little nerve.
The church has comfort but little courage.
The church has status but little spirit.
The church has prestige but little power.1
4225 The “Tator” Family
The “Tator” family has a reputation for joining as many churches as possible. The following description will help you to recognize them if they start attending your church.
Dick Tator—
He’s the daddy, self-appointed leader of the church, heads all committees, feels very important. He just dictates, never works.
Emmy Tator—
She’s the mother, never has any thoughts of her own. She just imitates. always seconds someone else’s motion. She is active in all phases of church life, imitating her closest friends.
Hezy Tator—
He’s the oldest son, and goes to college. When he’s asked to do something, he just hesitates. He feels he isn’t qualified for any job. Also, he is too busy with other things to work for the Lord.
Carmen Tator—
Carmen is the daughter. She sits in the back row of Sunday school, church and training time, commenting on everything and everybody.
Speck Tator—
He’s in high school. When asked to participate in programs or socials, Speck says no. He says he just spectates.
Agi Tator—
This is the oldest member of the Tator family. She’s been a Christian for forty years, she claims. She doesn’t believe that a church should make any changes, like adding or subtracting a hymn from the morning service. She agitates people; keeps things stirred up.
Sweet Tator—
This is the only cordial and cooperative member of the Tator family. She is an ideal church member, for she takes part in and supports the whole church program, is generous with time and talents, and never dictates, hesitates, commentates or agitates.
