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Baby Dedication:
We understand that God, has blessed us in marriage, with the intention, of producing godly children.
We commit to guard our marriage, pursue a knowledge of Scripture, and pass on God’s instructions, promises, and boundaries, to the next generation.
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We understand that as parents, we are the primary disciple-makers in home.
We commit, to make God’s word preeminent in our home.
We commit, to discuss and teach God’s word, in our home as God commanded.
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We understand, that the way we discipline and instruct, can either stir up anger in our child, or train them to submit to the Lord.
We commit to act with every effort, to bring our children up, in the training and instruction of the Lord.
Introduction:
Jokes:
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son.
I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes," the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied.
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.
How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks: “Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?”
Her mother replied: “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked: “Mumma, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Her mother replied: “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked: “Mumma, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day;
CEO of the HouseholdPersonal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
Head Cheerleader of {insert your child’s name}team
Housekeeper
Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
PhD in Anger Management
Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
Food TesterFamily Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
Toddler Wrestling Coach
Errand Runner
Laundry Machine Operator
Janitor
Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123’s}
Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
Finance ManagerArt Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
Potty TrainerSearch and Rescue {for lost toys}
Champion Tickler
Lifeguard
Daycare Provider
Personal Assistant for the entire family
No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
Personal ShopperToothbrush Inspector
PTA Mom
Play-date Coordinator
Birthday Events Director
Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
Scary Monster Patrol Officer
Dramatic Story Teller
Backyard Safety Patrol
Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
Boo-Boo Fixer
Kiss and Hugs Expert
Speech Specialist
Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
PhD in Reverse Psychology
Separation Anxiety Counselor
In-Law Mediator
Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
Mrs. Fix-It
Fort Engineer
Stain Removal Expert
Bodyguard
Lady MacGyver
Bible Teacher
Today we honor mothers because our culture tells us to, but honoring mothers was God’s idea!
Eve.
God honored Eve in the midst of her brokenness by promising that she would be a mother.
In , a mother is instructing her son (probably Bathsheba instructing Solomon).
Nowhere in Scripture are we given such a description of a man’s value to a family.
But we are given a detailed description of a godly woman’s value…and God commands us to honor her.
First, notice the instruction of a mother to her son:
Look for a woman of faith
Proverbs
This is the instruction: The most important thing for a young man is to look for a godly wife…and when he finds her honor her!
From God’s perspective, a wife:
who loves the Lord
whose faith shapes her chararacter
whose life is mark by a desire to live within the boundaries God has established for the family
who looses her life for the sake of raising children who love the Lord
who gives her life for the purpose of blessing her family in the Lord
IS ONE OF THE MOST VALUABLE THINGS IN EXISTENCE.
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