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Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's fine, he woke up.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you.
It’s a little fishy.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant
How does a penguin build it's house?
Igloos it together.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind it's tearable.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Dad, can you put the cat out?
I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, can you put the cat out?
I didn't know it was on fire.
Happy Fathers day!
This message is for all of us.
Not just for dad’s, it is for everyone no matter who you are or where you are.
If you are watching online this is for you and if you are right here.
Now maybe this is going to be a hard subject for you.
This subject has been abused, parents have used this word as a way to mistreat their children.
Cowardly abusive husbands have used this word to control their wives, but you see that is not what God intends when he uses the title for today’s sermon and the subject we are going to talk about today.
That word is HONOR.
Honor as God intends it is very different than how the world uses it.
Honor is defined as:
Honor: to regard or treat someone with admiration and respect
Honorable?
This is talked about in the OT and the NT.
Let’s look together at some writings from the Apostle Paul.
Now I love Paul’s writings.
He was a man who was not very fired up about Christians.
As a matter of Fact, he had them arrested and imprisoned and stood there while disciples were killed.
But, he had an encounter with Jesus while he was riding a horse to go arrest some Christians.
And it changed him.
Jesus completely changed the trajectory of his life!
and it Ephesians he tells us some important things about HONOR.
He also goes and to advise Fathers about this idea of honor and not overwhelming their kids.
There is this idea of training and instructing with out exasperating your kids.
he then he goes on to talk about anyone with authority.
Parents, bosses, police, military, political leaders, ministers.
if you have authority and you want to say, I’m the boss do what I say.
just remember you have a master in heaven.
So treat others with respect.
treat them right.
This idea of showing honor, is universal, we all should show honor to each other, but we also need to see that we need to
Offer these 2 gifts to one another:
Choose to honor and be honorable.
the way I want to talk about this is an amazing story in the old testament.
This week for homework, I’d encourage you to read all of .
Extreme case of 2 people with a major gap in their relationship.
David had a son name absalom, He was know for his good looks.
Absalom had a full sister named Tamar, the had the same father and mother.
Tamar was Absalom’s full sister (v.
4); they had the same mother, Maacah (3:2–3).
Amnon Was David’s son, but he had a different mother.
so Tamar was Amnon’s half sister.
Absalom the son of David had David’s third eldest son, beloved by David and renowned for his good looks (14:25).
Absalom the son of David had a beautiful sister Tamar was Absalom’s full sister (v.
4); they had the same mother, Maacah (3:2–3).
Amnon the son of David Amnon was Tamar’s half-brother through their father David; Amnon’s mother was Ahinoam of Jezreel (2 Sam 3:2).
Amnon was the crown prince—the one who would inherit the throne, according to the rules of kingship based on order of birth.
Now, Amnon had an obsession with his half sister tamar.
So, Amnon was the half-brother of Tamar, as they shared the same father, David.
Tamar is described as a virgin and “beautiful,” and Amnon was highly attracted to her ().
Amnon did not know what to do about his infatuation, and he soon confided in a friend named Jonadab.
Jonadab was “very shrewd” and gave Amnon a plan, saying,
“Go to bed and pretend to be ill. . . .
When your father comes to see you, say to him, ‘I would like my sister Tamar to come and give me something to eat.
Let her prepare the food in my sight so I may watch her and then eat it from her hand’” ().
The idea was to get Amnon and Tamar alone together, and then Amnon could do as he pleased.
Amnon followed this evil plan.
He asked for his half-sister to bring him some food, and Tamar, out of obedience to her father and the kindness of her heart, did so.
Amnon sent everyone else out of the room and asked Tamar to come closer.
Rather than take the food she offered, Amnon grabbed Tamar and tried to wrestle her into the bed.
Tamar firmly refused the incestuous relationship, crying out, “No, my brother! . . .
Don’t do this wicked thing” ().
Amnon then forced himself upon Tamar and raped her ().
Disgusting, for him to use her desire to honor her father to his advantage.
Afterwards, Amnon was said to hate Tamar more than he had “loved” her before the rape occurred—it was never really “love” at all, but disgusting lust.
Absalom, Tamar’s full-brother, found out about the abuse, and so did David.
David’s response was to become “furious” (), but he took no real action.
So Absalom cared for Tamar in his own home and would not speak to Amnon.
Two years later Absalom commanded his servants to murder Amnon in revenge ().
Absalom fled the country for a time
Why didn’t David punish Amnon for his sin against Tamar?
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