Sermon Tone Analysis
Overall tone of the sermon
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Anger
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Joy
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Analytical
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Tentative
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Conscientiousness
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Extraversion
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Agreeableness
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Emotional Range
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Prayer
Doug?
Table Dismissal
Paper rock scissors competition
Tic-Tacs
Out of state license
$5 bill
Paper clip
Hairbrush
Awards
Working Can Wait Award (Laziest Person)
Marcy Nohl
Gulliver Award (Tallest Person)
Lou Randall
Mr. Serious Award
Uriah Kilgallin
Unhappy Apache Award (Saddest Person)
Candi Hallam
Yes Man Award (Can’t Say No to Work)
Marshall Brown
Handy Manny (Manliest Hands Award)
Manny Crawford
Archivist Award (Best Notetaker)
Eric Hahn
Hall Monitor Award (Scariest Safety Team Member)
Chad Oberle
Nails on a Chalkboard Award (Worst Voice)
Doug Chamberlain
Answers
Dad Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what you May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Right where you left it
Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Their buckles are on their hats
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Sure! Buildings can’t jump at all
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use “fowl” language
Rebus
Man overboard
I understand
Reading between the lines
Mind over matter
Backward glance
Touchdown
Life after death
Going on a diet
Bi-level
Tricycle
Banana split
Lazy afternoon
Road crossing (or cross roads)
Incomplete pass
Jack in the box
Double cross
Excuse me
Tuna fish
Long time no see
You’re under arrest
Big deal
Scrambled eggs
Circles under the eyes
Foreclose
6 feet under ground
Thanksgiving
I came up with a list of ten things to be thankful you may not think of
I came up with a list of ten things to be thankful you may not think of
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9. Camera on your phone
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No lines at airport security
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7. Knowing what show you’re going to watch on Netflix
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6. Someone canceling plans you actually didn’t want to go to
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5. GPS
4. Realizing you have another hour to sleep
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3. Hitting all green lights
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2. Amazon
When bread comes at Avanti’s
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For some, Thanksgiving is a chance to hang out, stuff ourselves and watch the Lions lose
But sometimes, we actually stop and think about what God has done...
Something is striking about that passage
It’s not about you!
We are welcome to enter through His gates and into His courts
It’s all about Him!
A place where we shouldn’t fit in
HIS gates, HIS courts, HIS name, BLESS HIM!
There, we enter the presence of God
How do we respond?
There is so much to be thankful for
At least for now, no one HAS to praise Him
So how often
That includes what He’s done for me
There’s nothing special about Thanksgiving, just a day
But also for the things that He is
But, it is an opportunity just like any other
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