Sermon Tone Analysis
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> Why We Love Kids
> >>
> >>I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
> >>when a
> >>woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was
> >>stark
> >>naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old
> >>shout from
> >>the back seat, "Mom!
That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
> >>--------
> >>
> >>My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me
> >>he'd
> >>dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw
> >>it in
> >>the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran
> >>to my
> >>bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said
> >>with a
> >>charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then,
> >>'cause it
> >>fell in the toilet a few days ago'."
> >>
> >>--------
> >>
> >>
> >>On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a
> >>note from
> >>his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
> >>are not
> >>necessarily those of his parents."
> >>
> >>--------
> >>
> >>A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.
> >>During
> >>her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter
> >>to
> >>answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to
> >>her mother.
> >>Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
> >>now.
> >>She's hitting the bottle."
> >>
> >>--------
> >>
> >>A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
> >>locker
> >>room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
> >>ladies
> >>grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in
> >>amazement
> >>and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little
> >>boy
> >>before?"
> >>
> >>============================================
> >>
> >>POLICE # 1
> >>
> >>While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I
> >>was
> >>interrupted by a little girl about six years old.
Looking up and
> >>down at my
> >>uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and
> >>continued
> >>writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should
> >>ask the
> >>police.
Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well,
> >>then,"
> >>she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie
> >>my shoe?"
> >>
> >>POLICE # 2
> >>
> >>It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of
> >>the
> >>station.
As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was
> >>barking, and
> >>I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
> >>there?"
> >>he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me
> >>and then
> >>towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
> >>--------
> >>ELDERLY
> >>
> >>While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
> >>shut-ins,
> >>I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
> >>She was
> >>unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
> >>particularly the
> >>canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a
> >>pair of
> >>false teeth soaking in a glass.
As I braced myself for the
> >>inevitable
> >>barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth
> >>fairy
> >>will never believe this!"
> >>--------
> >>
> >>DEATH
> >>
> >>While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our
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